🥓 Washrooms Cancelled At MCI

MCI students have changed much of their school life to combat the Covid-19 virus. We have to wear masks, socially distance, and use the quadmester system, if we are going to school at all. However, we still have the luxury of using the amazing Martingrove washrooms, a luxury that we may also have to give up. In a secret meeting with Beacon staff, the administration at our school revealed their plans to ban the use of our bathrooms, mandating instead MCI Bear diapers for all students. We’ve decided to break the news to the public, as this is a great blow to our community.

Of course, we must take all measures necessary to combat this pandemic. If that means wearing diapers, then so be it. We recognize that this may be a change, but honestly, it is a return to a simpler time. Just 14 years ago, most Martingrove students would have been walking around with a diaper anyway, so this might be just the change we need to be more comfortable at school.

This is not only for in person students though. Because Martingrove aims to be inclusive and incorporate everyone into our community, the school has decided that virtual students will also partake in this diaper wearing. This is to unite the students and have us all feel the bear spirit. All students can pick up their Bear Diaper at the main office on Monday and Tuesday. Remember, we’re all in this together!

This article is part of “The Bacon” - The Beacon’s April Fools’ edition. We hope you enjoyed!