🥓 Taylor Swift To Quit Music Forever?

Many feelings arose when this news developed: Taylor Swift, named “the music industry” herself, is going to quit music forever. These were largely feelings of shock, frustration, and confusion, followed by experiencing all her albums again.

Noted, there was previously a similar scare in a candid interview with Rolling Stone, where Taylor Swift revealed she almost quit making music. However, this time, sources reveal that this news is real.

“After the sudden and highly welcomed releases of Folklore and Evermore, Taylor Swift is to stop making new music,” revealed a trusted source. It is predicted that she will be focusing solely on her re-recordings.

Although this unexpected announcement is saddening, one can find joy in looking at the bright side of things. With re-recordings, we can return to our childhoods, and additionally, hear lyrical masterpieces that were originally in the “vault” but have made a joyous escape engrossed in parentheses. Additionally, hardcore Swifties are known to overthink, to a point where they are counting the amount of spaces Taylor Swift has put between her captions and if they have any relation to the number 13. Surprisingly, there is nothing irrational about this practice, as “easter eggs” are hidden on a consistent and bordering maniacal basis for this artist.

Yet, throughout all of this, disbelief is a feeling that will definitely be shared. Largely because of the fact that TS13 is yet to be released. As strange as this may seem to the common folk, it has valid reasoning behind it. A person who plans for the release dates of her albums to add up to “13” cannot possibly not have thirteen albums in her discography. So perhaps, this news is an easter egg within itself. Is someone going to count the number of letters and the exact second to which this was posted? However, for some reason, if it is in fact true, manifesting it to be false is always an option.

Image Credit: “Taylor Swift” by Eva Rinaldi Celebrity Photographer

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