🥓 Exclusive Facts About Ed Sheeran

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! On this momentous day, I thought I would take the time to raise awareness for a small local artist named Ed Sheeran. His hair is incredible, and his music is good too. Myself, along with world-renowned researchers, conducted a thorough investigation into his life, feelings, emotions, and actions. We dove deep, and found many exclusive facts about him. So, enjoy these 12 absolutely true and deeply personal facts about Ed Sheeran:

1. He’s in love with the shape of you
2. He’s on his way, driving at 90 down those country lanes
3. He could fall or he could fly here in your aeroplane
4. Ed’s going to pick up the pieces and build a lego house, because he knows that when things go wrong, he can knock it down
5. He’s in love with his pretty little galway girl
6. Ed enjoys jumping in the water, and going south of the border
7. He doesn’t think he fits in at this party since, you and him, aren’t beautiful people
8. He’ll hold on tighter till the afterglow
9. Ed keeps his love in a photograph, and makes memories for himself
10. He’s thinking ‘bout how people fall in love in mysterious ways
11. He’s been a liar, been a cheat, been a lover, been a thief
12. He’s telling himself you’re happier, aren’t you?

Research Contributors: Ella Wong, Katie Daynyko-Pavlov, Caroline Miszkiel, Anupra Chandran

Image Credit: “Ed Sheeran - Hovefestivalen 2012” by NRK P3